The so called seminar by "HCL"~~~

As usual i was not going to d college..so one of my kind friend informed me that we r gonna have some seminar by the Wipro people.Chalo padhai karne to jate nahin..isliye hi chal lenge,..so finally ghar wale bhi khush aur hum bhi khush.
So d day came n we all(d class bunkers)went to d colgg.First of all wen we reached our colgg, following things hapend..

WE:-Mam,wats gonna hapen dere xactly?Why r dese ""Wipro"" ppl cumin for??
Teacher:-Beta..u r gonna have a seminar by HCL ppl,not Wipro.
We:-ohhhhhhhh..Thinkin ki humari googly ho chuki hai.(:-p)

Neways ..the thot tht we were not d only ones who did not abt it made us quite relaxed..
After sumtime we came to know tht we r nt gonna have d seminar in our college but in IIIM(the management branch of our institute only) which is hardly 2 kms away frm our colgg.
Suddenly every1z expressions changed n i guess dere were 3 reasons:
1.Outing ho jayegi'(yippeeeeeeeeeeee) 2.HCL (Big Name) 3.Mast bande dekhne ko milenge(the first n d foremost reason)

Ab girls colgg walon ki ye hi hasrat poori nahi hoti.(kiddin..dnt mind bro).
So there was a cl from our teacher n she asked us to sit inside d bus.

So finally we reached IIIM n as soon as we entered i saw most of d i preparing themselves to look good n stuff like tht(bole toh eeeeeeeshtyle).M nt of d kind i swear.
Watevaaaaaaa,so we entered d auditorium n sat on d second row..so tht we(our group of 5 ppl) cud cm into d vision of HCL ppl.
the arrangemetn of students was like:we d ICG girls were sitting on one side n the students of IIIM sittin on d other side which included both gurls as well as guys. :-)

The HCl people hadn't arrived till den.So d best tym pass was to peep here n dere in search of gud faces.My friend who was sittinn next to me found a cool face n she den asked me to look to my left..but...i cudnt c him(hard luck as always).
So till ppl frm hcl arrived my full mind was dere only ..n finally i succeed in my mission..and and and,,believe me he was not that gud(wat a choice baby [:/]!!!).
Newys tht topic got over by the time HCL ppl arrived..there were 4 people in total out of dem 3 were males n 1 was a lady(only dikhne mein)...

So one of dem came on d stage n started with d topic"IT"...he askd wats basicaly IT,there were several answers cumin frm students..but no1 got it rite.wen finally he told us tht its basicaly a cmbi of"s/w, h/w, n netw."
neways....

They basicaly had cm to tl us abt their" career development center" which provides us wid many courses like CCNA.,RHCE etc etc...there were loads of ques askd by d HCL ppl.
Now d guy handover d mike to d other guy who lukd quite educated types,,,as soon as he tuk d mike n spoke d first word"good morning"..every1 was amused ki ye ladka hai ya ladki..most of us were on d floor..
No1 was able to understand wateva he spoke..m sure sum students must have had a very good slp during his idiotic speech..den came that ladka type ladki(oops)..she was showing off herself as if she was miss universe or something,,,,,i really felt like kicking her out of d audi,,,

neways it was a gr8 fun to sit dere inside d AC auditorium n enjoy by commenting on dem(d HCL ppl) as dey basically came dere to promote deir CDC.
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.After dis seminar most of d gurls decided not to attend nemre seminar like dis,,....n dis was proved in d next seminar which was given by d WIPRO ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"CHAKKA JAM"

"chakka jam"

It was Aug 12th 2008 ,the day was Tuesday.As rite now m pursuing BCA,and aspiring for MCA...went for my MCA coaching early morning at 7.as usual i didn't read the morning newspaper.The class was of "logical reasoning".That day it was raining quite heavily in d morning,so i waited for sometime for d rain to stop.It was already 7 and it just takes 5 min for me to reach the institute on my super "Honda Activa"..just luv driving it early morning on a road without traffic.Finally d rain stpd,i just drove my vehicle at a speed of around 60 km/hr so that i cud reach my institute on time and i finally accomplished my mission and reached at 7:07.i parked my Activa outside and ran to d class praying to god "hey bhagwan,sir class mein nahin aayen ho".I had heard that he didn't like students coming to d class after he has reached already.I saw the class room no. n finally climbed up d stairs. As i was going upstairs i saw one of my frnd n suddenly a thot came into my mind "chalo acha hai ise bhi mere sath daant padegi"he he he.See its actually a human mentality that wen u r scolded alone in front of every1,it hurts u a lot but wen ur frnd is wid u,u dnt get tht much hurt.So the same feeling ran inside me.
Anyways,first time my luck was wid me n i reached the class b4 our teacher had arrived.As soon as i entered the class,i found sumthng strange.The strength of the class was quite low as compared to the other days.But usually students don't enjoy the "reasoning" class,coz they dnt find the "number series","those designer arts"and "finding the odd one out" etc,etc interesting.Actuallu u know wat:the reason they find behind every1 question is always sumthing differrent frm their reasons... but i like it.So i felt it might b one of the reasons of the class strength being low.Newys i sat on my seat with other frnd of mine who had already reached the class b4 me.I asked her y the strength is so low today..she said may b due to "jam" which is gonna take place.I didn't give much importance to what she was saying as our teacher arrived suddenly and distributed us the handouts so that we cud solve it.Now we all were busy in solving the handouts n the time had been around 8:50 a.m when suddenly one of d gurl shouted"sir,plz let us go now as the roads will get blocked den due to "CHAKKA JAM" by the VHP leaders".
That was the time i heard that but never thot ki mere ghar ke raste mein aisa kuch hoga so i kept on solving the handout and i felt tht our teacher was also nt aware of dis..(i felt ki woh bhi meri tarah morning newspaper nahin padhte).Thts y he didn't let us leave the class before 9:00.
Now the clock turned to 9:00 and our teacher asked us to leave the class.I went downstairs,bid gudbye to all my frnz n left the place.It was a very pleasant day so i rode my Activa quite slow(jhoomte jhoomte he he).As i reached a bit close to my house..I saw a big jam at the traffic signal.I had never cm across such kind of a jam when m alone..but suddenly the phrase "VHP leaders!!!!chakka jam!!"striked my mind and i felt a bit nervous because i had jus heard of the dadagiris which dese VHP leaders do but den i thot tht there are lots of people around,so "not to wory".So i went ahead and what i saw n came to know was tht we are not supposed to cross the red light, so i got a U-turn on the wrong side as every1 was doin so...(waise thts a secret.. but lemme share dis one,,wen i dnt know wat to do, i jus imitate people around me n do d same wat they do).then i stopped at some corner place n called my pa.I told him d whole scene n askd him wat to do and he told me the other way to reach my house.i took that way n as i was riding my activa, suddenly i looked at my left hand side and saw one of my class mates who was asking me to stop.I stopped and asked her wats the matter...she had a worried sort of expression and told me that she didn't know the way to get out of tht place and asked me for sum help.I asked her to follow me.After 20-30 minutes we got out of the whole scene n reached our houses.I took so many turns n finally reached my house safely.
After reaching home i shared my experience wid every1.My mom gets worried and tensed very soon, so i told her tht there was nthing serious there.She had actually called me around 10 times while i was stuck in the jam....
so this was the whole story...n finally i realized that it ws actually a very great and new xperience..

grrrrrrrrr grrrrr kharrate!!!

After working for d whole day,every man expects to have a good sleep at night,,,but wat if u dnt get to sleep due to hell like snores of some1..
the same happened to me 1 day..the story actually goes like dis:

those were summer days:
.I remember that day our maid hadn't cm in the morning n i wasn't going to college during those days.So ultimately i had to do all the work from sweeping to washing d dishes n stff like tht.In short i had to do (jhaadu,poncha n bartan) as ma was busy in doin some other important stuff.So till night i ws very tired.
Me and my small sister used to sleep in our room,but as those were hot summer days and our cooler wasn't working properly..we decided to sleep in ma-pa's room..waise bhi it has got an AC :).We all were set to sleep,I think i had yawnd for almost 20-25 times,wasn't able to keep my eyes open,sleep was cuming into my eyes as if some1 cudnt resist to got to d loo.So me,my ma n my sis were on d same bed n pa lied down on d other bed in d same room.
I switched off the lights n went to my bed with a sweet thought that d next day i m gonna sleep till 10:00 in d morning.
We all were almost slept tht suddenly an unusual sound started coming..n guess wat it was my pa's grrr grrrr snores(kharrate).I had heard from mom that he takes kharrate as soon as he's on bed n goes to sleep.But i never knew that they were so irritating and painful to ears.I kept sleeping for sumtime in a hope tht it wud stop in few minutes but but but my bad luck is so bad tht it cntinued for almost 10 minutes when i finally asked my mom to ask my pa to stop snoring.She pleaded him to stop snoring as her sleep was also getting distrbd.But my small sis kept sleeping.U wont believe but wen she sleeps,i dnt knw to which trance does she goes.even if sum1 wud cm to steal sumthing she wouldnt get to know abt it.i wish i wud also have got dis kind of system which doesnt get distrbed even after such kind of distrbances.
Newys pa said "ok m sry" n stopped it.As far as i remember,it had been 5-10 minutes wen he again strted snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring.This whole drama cntinued for d whole night n i cudnt sleep at all tht nite.

so dis was d sad story about a gal who cudnt sleep at all and who thenafter decided to sleep all alone forever at night.

MY FIRST BLOG

Guess wat..its been around 2 years since i was thinking to write a blog.i always used to think why do people wirte blogs,wats the fun in it???..hw do people manage to take out so much of their precious time in writing these stupid blogs(bhailog itna hi time hai to mujhe de do)….but today on 4.08.08 i finally planned to write a blog.Lets c how does it feel after writing a blog.

likhte likhte mere dil mein sher utpann ho raha hai:

aaj dil mein blog likhne ka khayaal aaya;

aaj dil mein blog likhne ka khayaal aaya;

blog likhna shuru kiya to kuch samjha na aaya;

socha ki kya likhen;socha ki kya likhen;

to sochte sochte dimag mein aaya.;

ki beti tune nahin hai ab tak khnaa khaya.

Actually i m on fast today.(dnt ask me y??)..but me(sakshi) on a fast sounds a bit awkward…but i did it!!!waise mausam is quite awsum today,,its raining n my speed of typing is increasing with d increasing sound(rimjhim) of rain..feel like goin on top of d mountain n shouting,singing ,dancin….neways thnx n mention not m a very gud dancer n singer,,[:)].

U knoe wat its 2:00 p.m. n i havnt had nething since mrning.hadnt i been on fastening na i wud have eaten 3 times uptill nw..nw u must b thinking y d hell m on fastening den???..so lemme tell u being a girl,i too wanna have a gud life partener in life(ab mujhe thodi sharam aa rahi hai) so dis particular fast is for dis purpose(its sawan ka somvar i.e. mondays of d monsoon) m on d edge of ma chair nw after translating it in english.,laughing like hell,,,newyays.hpe to nt get u mre bored will end dis here only….

n guess wat i actually felt too gud after writing dis stfuff ,though it was a bit stupid types..but i wish to cntinue dis foreva hoooooooooooo hahahahahaha