Tuesday, December 2, 2008

The so called seminar by "HCL"~~~

As usual i was not going to d college..so one of my kind friend informed me that we r gonna have some seminar by the Wipro people.Chalo padhai karne to jate nahin..isliye hi chal lenge,..so finally ghar wale bhi khush aur hum bhi khush.
So d day came n we all(d class bunkers)went to d colgg.First of all wen we reached our colgg, following things hapend..

WE:-Mam,wats gonna hapen dere xactly?Why r dese ""Wipro"" ppl cumin for??
Teacher:-Beta..u r gonna have a seminar by HCL ppl,not Wipro.
We:-ohhhhhhhh..Thinkin ki humari googly ho chuki hai.(:-p)

Neways ..the thot tht we were not d only ones who did not abt it made us quite relaxed..
After sumtime we came to know tht we r nt gonna have d seminar in our college but in IIIM(the management branch of our institute only) which is hardly 2 kms away frm our colgg.
Suddenly every1z expressions changed n i guess dere were 3 reasons:
1.Outing ho jayegi'(yippeeeeeeeeeeee) 2.HCL (Big Name) 3.Mast bande dekhne ko milenge(the first n d foremost reason)

Ab girls colgg walon ki ye hi hasrat poori nahi hoti.(kiddin..dnt mind bro).
So there was a cl from our teacher n she asked us to sit inside d bus.

So finally we reached IIIM n as soon as we entered i saw most of d i preparing themselves to look good n stuff like tht(bole toh eeeeeeeshtyle).M nt of d kind i swear.
Watevaaaaaaa,so we entered d auditorium n sat on d second row..so tht we(our group of 5 ppl) cud cm into d vision of HCL ppl.
the arrangemetn of students was like:we d ICG girls were sitting on one side n the students of IIIM sittin on d other side which included both gurls as well as guys. :-)

The HCl people hadn't arrived till den.So d best tym pass was to peep here n dere in search of gud faces.My friend who was sittinn next to me found a cool face n she den asked me to look to my left..but...i cudnt c him(hard luck as always).
So till ppl frm hcl arrived my full mind was dere only ..n finally i succeed in my mission..and and and,,believe me he was not that gud(wat a choice baby [:/]!!!).
Newys tht topic got over by the time HCL ppl arrived..there were 4 people in total out of dem 3 were males n 1 was a lady(only dikhne mein)...

So one of dem came on d stage n started with d topic"IT"...he askd wats basicaly IT,there were several answers cumin frm students..but no1 got it rite.wen finally he told us tht its basicaly a cmbi of"s/w, h/w, n netw."
neways....

They basicaly had cm to tl us abt their" career development center" which provides us wid many courses like CCNA.,RHCE etc etc...there were loads of ques askd by d HCL ppl.
Now d guy handover d mike to d other guy who lukd quite educated types,,,as soon as he tuk d mike n spoke d first word"good morning"..every1 was amused ki ye ladka hai ya ladki..most of us were on d floor..
No1 was able to understand wateva he spoke..m sure sum students must have had a very good slp during his idiotic speech..den came that ladka type ladki(oops)..she was showing off herself as if she was miss universe or something,,,,,i really felt like kicking her out of d audi,,,

neways it was a gr8 fun to sit dere inside d AC auditorium n enjoy by commenting on dem(d HCL ppl) as dey basically came dere to promote deir CDC.
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.After dis seminar most of d gurls decided not to attend nemre seminar like dis,,....n dis was proved in d next seminar which was given by d WIPRO ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 comments:

KShitij-Lines of Horizon said...

hmmm!! well tried...u actually exsplained everythng.....wt gurls do.....during free time...!! so shakal se toh dikhati hain..ki they r nt intrstd.......bt actually they r trying more for themselves!!!!!1 lol

அன்புடன் அருணா said...

Very funny!!!!

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